I would like to share with you some of the brilliant quotes I have collected from my applied maths lecturer. He really makes me giggle.


1) Maths is not all strawberries and chocolate

2) Take a spade and dig the ground, if you want to have fruit

3) If I rotate this electronic animal.... (spinning a computer mouse by the cable)

4) Going to see a friend, opening the door, and saying, "apple!"- just doesn't make sense.

5) If you should find that this formula somehow squeezes into your mind- don't force it out. It is useful.

6) This is why I run (from one board to the other)-so I don't forget on the way.